We also commonly say "SPOOOOOON!" during screenings of The Room, when the framed photo of the spoon shows up. Unrelated? I'd like to think its inspired by.

Yeah, people are always surprised when they find out that the ant-vaxxers are mostly well-educated, middle class, etc. Its so astounding to me that these people can't/won't read the studies, but then again there are people who take an Emergen-C every day. Think of it this way: if you know your friends keep a loaded…

"Now printing t-shirts with a scorpion that say 'slits before sh*ts'" is the joke I should have made. Darnit!

My boyfriend and I were trying to sneak into THEE Comic-Con hotel party a few years ago at the Hard Rock, we managed to sneak into the hotel (they were checking keys unless you were on the list for the party, which we weren't), but couldn't quite manage to sneak up to the roof where the party was, we kept getting…

"The males ... can impregnate a lot of females in eight months. Better to do that, even if it means an abridged life without an anus." So, snatches before craps, AMIRITE fellas?

That is very smart advise. Good on you as a caring father.

My friend's kid goes to a school in Pasadena where peanuts are banned completely, but not real nuts, e.g. his kid can bring almond butter sandwiches in lieu of the dreaded legume.

And I'd be totally willing to beat the herbalist's clothes against some river rocks and call it "laundry" in exchange for medicines from the towns.

My grandmother bought me this Fitness Ken doll when I was a wee lass. No joke, we bought it on a trip to San Francisco.

I get sick if someone sneezes in my zip code, so I'm pretty much dead as soon as all of the modern medicine is used up.

So how many do you have? I only have two, the nice one, and a shitty one from the 99 cent store I bought for myself and all my friends going to the NOES all nighter this past October. So I spent like $20 at the 99 cent store. Worth. It.

Thank you for the warning. I has the sads now.

So. Good. But I still prefer the one in Shoot Em Up, I have to say. Probably because Bellucci is enjoying it.

Ah, I thought you had drunkelnly ordered one of those like $200 repros. My boyfriend got me one of the nice repros from the original NOES. I used to work with a guy who made the gloves on 5 I think it was, years and years after he stopped doing SFX, and I always told him if you ever make more please let me know, I…

I AGREE THIS MOVIE LOOKS AMAZING I AM SO DOWN.

Now I know who to call if an apocalypse pushes us all back into medieval living. Hast thou cross bow knowledge as well?

Dude, I am afraid of roaches and find this scene hilarious. But when you realize that Renny Harlan was just trying to make an American version of what Hong Kong was doing in their fantastical kung fu films at the time, this movie makes total sense. Still not scary, but you see why he made those batsh*t choices.

I loved the mom's dress in this scene SO. MUCH. when I first saw this one on video. Yeah, I was like 7.

Which glove did you get?

The doc is so good watching it in one sitting is easy, but I am also someone who watched 1-5 back to back all night at a movie theater, and once watched all 7 back to back at my house, so I'm slightly biased.