Can't mentally prepare self for onslaught of set phasers on slut/set phasers to stunning jokes soon to be made at every Geek burlesque night.

What's up with this weird "wine-based cocktail" thing? These are not the only that claim to be mixed drinks that are actually made from wine that was maybe stored next to a bottle of juice at one point. I had the lotta colada since I will pretty much try any booze once (the more horrifying looking the better), and it…

I would be terrible at a beer holding competition. I'm in the bathroom after the first 1.5 beers.

I infuse vodka with pumpkin every autumn, and you're 100% correct about there not being much flavor to pumpkin. I always add pumpkin spices, because if I don't it comes out tasting like I left a squash sitting on the counter in a plastic bag for four months.

Yes, please write about more reds! Its a category I really want to get into and know nothing about, other than that I love this one red beer I had in Italy once that they don't export. And that Newcastle Werewolf tastes like kleenex boxes.

Oh yeah, I tried that Apple-rita travesty as soon as it came out (since I pretty much want to try every new ridiculous adult beverage). "Not as bad as Joose" is the best thing I can say about it. It comes out swinging with an apple cider flavor clearly created via chemistry set, then finishes strong with the coppery…

Lindy, I live in Los Angeles and I wear cocktail gloves regularly. All the warm-weather-state-residing vintage-wearing gals do, we just pick the lighter fabrics.

THIS IS THE REASON FOR THE INTERNET. All the thankyous.

You know how some police officers actively encourage their children NOT to become police officers when they grow up, because its such a tough job and so dangerous?

My best female friend has bought my boyfriend and her shots at a bar when I wasn't there. And they didn't lose control of themselves and bone, because they're adults. If you're dating someone who is an adult, not just old but mature, you shouldn't have to worry.

I took a selfie one time when I was sick as a dog and had a full-on amazingly long snot string just hanging out of my nose after sinus irrigating. It was awesome, and I had to share it with my friends.

There's also the Audrey skirt to match that purse, which is already on my holiday list: www.pinupgirlclothing.com/kinky-box-skirt-venus.html‎

Only tangentially related, but when I was a Girl Scout in the 90s, when we went to the main office to register for us, they would always give us small sample boxes of Tampax. Seriously, the leader and the girls that were there (I was 12 so I don't know how young they started that) all got samples of Tampax. This just…

I actually kinda like this monstrosity. Like what others are saying, its just like a better tasting 4 Loko. The Bud Light Straw-ber-rita coupled with Sealab 2020 got me through the stress of packing and moving a few weeks ago.

I use a more expensive (but not super high end) sulfate-free shampoo and conditioner combo and I see a big difference. However, I was using a different brand of salon product before it and it wasn't as good, so I think it still comes down to finding what works best on your hair. Beauty supply stores will be happy to…

That is the one thing I've been dying to have a guy say to me in a bar. My girlfriend and I even had a bet going as to who might get this said to them first. And now I'm not single anymore, so I have given up my density.