Is this writer a far-right shitposter? If so, how did they get hired by Jezebel?

Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

I know we want to keep the focus on the Kardashians and how they work the media, but this whole thing made me think less of Chalamet. He signed up for this shit. There are literally millions of single women out there and he went here. For months. 

I feel badly for this lady and can understand she was desperate, but there’s a reason the state took her other kids away — she was a danger to them. As evidenced by making decisions like this that resulted in a baby’s death. It’s disingenuous to characterize this as a home birth gone bad. She made an extremely…

I was only in elementary school when this happened, I hadn’t even figured out masturbation yet, and my only concept of porn was occasionally catching a boob when Encore showed Caddyshack when my mom wasn’t around.

Oh yeah they’re born fine until their junkie moms accidentally smother them in their beds.

Yep. There are stories on other subsites (A.V. Club and Gizmodo have them, I think) but this is the only one on Jez. Sad, isn’t it?

Am I wrong or is this seriously the only way Jezebel is memorializing Paul Reubens? Please tell me I missed something.

The patron saint for us weird kids, back when it was not so cool to be quirky.

Wild that being a methhead while pregnant and deciding to have a home birth in order to avoid detection is not a criminal act. I understand why they’re charging her this way given how the law is written but this child’s death is still the result of an entirely foreseeable outcome undertaken to keep herself from…

“The fact that I’m still attracted to men proves that sexuality isn’t a choice.”
- A million women on twitter who have reposted this

To be honest....the earliest I remember someone doing this was ol Frank Zappa. Someone winged something up past him at a concert.

Stop throwing shit on stage, you stupid fucks!

I just don’t understand what her game plan was? Like, I definitely don’t think this warrants a felony by any means, and if anything just some therapy. But like... if she just wanted to disappear, why do the 911 call at all?

That’s how she’s so successful with the tabloid consuming boomer crowd, she dresses in a way that a 70 year old would approve of, follows all the meaningless rules of protocol, doesn’t steal the spotlight from the royals, she hides any trace of personality behind the “wife and mother” role. Let’s not forget how she…

Kate is supposed to be basic, safe, and inoffensive. That’s her “brand.”

“According to both sources, McCarthy told Swalwell, “If you ever say something like that to me again, I’m gonna kick the shit out of you.” There was some back-and-forth between the two, the witnesses said, leading up to McCarthy telling the Democrat, “Call me a pussy again and I’ll kick your ass.”

“Rich” doesn’t mean paying cash ($7.5 million, for instance) for everything. Rich people take out mortgages just like anybody else.

He’s the primary arsehole. She’s also an arsehole, but to a different extent in this particular situation. Is she an arsehole for starting a relationship with someone she knew was married? I think so, yes. It’s not a ‘girl code’, but more about a self-respect code.

This.