NDA and generous payout I suspect.

granted, present day Madonna is pretty strong evidence that legends dying young/youngish (or disappearing from public view forever)  isn’t necessarily a bad thing but while Gaga may write her own songs and play instruments, nothing she’s written even comes close to any of madonna’s greatest hits. Not by a long shot.

People need to have their settings configured so they can only get airdrops from their contacts. 

and the only reason we’re forced to continue talking about any of it is that conservatives are tripping over themselves to claim Sweeney as their own and to drag Twitter liberals (who, in fairness, probably didn’t need to raise this much of a storm!).

They wish they were Manhattan though. At least people in Manhattan know how to live in a city, and dress better. The DC crowd are nervous wannabes. 

I mean, yes, she’s suffered racism and people being assholes in general but I think people expected her to lose not because of anything like that or because they underestimate her but because she’s barely played since last year due to injuries and she lost in the first round at the Australian Open this year (and only…

That said, I can already hear the excuses over how the show treated its sole character portrayed by an Asian woman: that Mysaria’s casting was race-neutral, that we should be grateful for her inclusion, that all women characters are mistreated in the patriarchal world of House of the Dragon, that her character…

I hope she was trolling because DC is full of anxious, small c conservative, risk-averse nerds who love rules and bad fashion. I have friends who think they live in, like, a favela in Rio levels of danger and they’re in Capitol Hill where you can’t buy a house for less than a million but they no longer feel safe…

Let’s face it though, the only thing interesting about Meghan Markle is she married a royal and caused the biggest royal scandal since Lady Di. So far she has nothing to offer that’s even remotely as interesting to people as the gossip surrounding Megxit. And she knows it, which is why she doles out little tidbits…

LOL that’s one hell of a reach. It might not be super nice but saying it’s the same as what her dad did is like Olympics level contortionism.

She was already (a tasteful and carefully curated) beige and insipid before Harry. I remember reading her blog before it got scrubbed from the internet and it was basically a less high-end, PC Goop with some Canadian references. She was a mediocre at best actress on a really fluffy and forgettable show.

I know. But then he kind of grew on me with this: “I’m a grown man. I’m not gonna fight you over TikTok drama. You’ve got one of the most successful daughters in the world and you decide to act half her age to try to get some attention while embarrassing your whole family.”

Except he did. Since he specifically asked she not be served when the kids are around, which is publicly available information. 

I think JLo might have converted me to astrology because you know every fucking virgo out there is looking at this cringey ass embarrassing/desperate video and side-eyeing/judging the hell out of it. This shit makes public proposals look tasteful. 

Sources for what? 

Why do you care so much about someone you’ve never met having an affair?

Is the movie any good though?

It’s funny how he gets the benefit of the doubt from the public but she doesn’t. It’s almost like we live in a misogynistic society or something. Must be my imagination. 

Sudeikis: Can we just get this finished without publicly destroying each other?

I’ve only ever been on the receiving end but sure, keep reading what you want so you can continue to hold your simple-minded views on life.