I agree, This is eye rolling hyperbole. “MEGAFIRES AND HYPERSONIC SPEED!!!@@#”

There it is. Gakers Law in full effect.

Definitely higher than the Eagles

I don’t mind Franco but definitely has powerful punch-me-in-the-face face.

originality abound

he had to pay for a coke. forshame.

I’m changing my title at work to Business Doof, that’s compelling

you’ve hurt the Navy’s feelings. Sad Navy.

If you tried you could probably squeeze a few more assumptions in there on behalf of the flying public.

yeah, there wasn’t a whole lotta flip in that flip

Next up, 2,000 words on how terrible it is when a pen stops writing mid sentence

boy, I’ve been waiting years to FINALLY see them catch a break....

I love when the Gawker/Commentor complex gets their string pulled on a joke they misunderstand. A+ work.

Gawker’s Law right off the bat!!!

also is there an any more insulting euphemism than “Civil Forfeiture?”

Well they have to do SOMETHING with all that civil forfeiture cash....

you took your cats on your honeymoon and walk them around the neighborhood on leashes?
we should probably shut this adequate man sub blog down.....

Maybe he’s bias and he’s trying to set the runner up for the old “TECHNICALLY you didn’t touch home plate (because said ump covered it and teenager wasn’t paying attention because he just hit home run) so TECHNICALLY your out.”

Angel Hernandez is taking notes

I like The Beige...I have a weird affinity for groups of multiple individuals referred to as a single collective.
The Borg from Star Trek
The Flood from Halo
The Thundering Herd from West Virginia....