Elon Musk: My employees must work in the office.

Good, if you can kick regular folks out of houses who can’t pay their rent, you should be able to kick out billion dollar tech companies who fuck off and don’t pay their bills.

Human Ass-i-pede

Asshole to promote asshole to assholes. 

Remember how people were like “the Saudi investors are gonna come after Musk soon with all their money he’s flushing down the toilet.”

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.

I get to sit down all day when I work. Factory workers often don’t. Is that morally wrong? I get to work in a relatively quiet, semi-private environment. Factory workers don’t. Is that morally wrong?

“Elon Musk is ruining Twitter.” — Dorsey

“If Twitter isn’t profitable then why would the company be footing the bill for jokers that kept getting wrapped up in lawsuits?”

Truth and reality has no place in the conservative world.

NPR isn't even government funded, they get grants here and there but they're almost entirely privately funded

And Space-X would certainly be a state-sponsored rocket builder.

(flips coin) “I meant to say, not accurate”

This would be more appropriate:

Given all the subsidies for cars and production facilities, I suppose this should make Tesla a “state-sponsored auto maker?”

Elon “Knee Jerk Reaction until my lawyers get involved” Muck.

He can fuck right off the planet.

Better to ask for forgiveness than to spend more than ten seconds thinking about literally anything before deciding to do a thing.

What I’ve learned is it is ok to lie as long as it’s for broadcast ratings.

Here’s hoping Fox and Murdoch both go down in flames.

“it acted knowing the information was false or acting with reckless disregard to a statement’s truth. It’s an incredibly hard burden of proof for plaintiffs in defamation cases”

Ordinarily.  Here, there are internal documents showing conclusively that everyone at Fox News knew perfectly goddamn well they were lying.