Nah. You can’t cite a number and then run from the statistics.

Denver has a very important and historic role in black America. Five Points, right in the heart of old downtown, was called “Harlem of the West” and became a strong African-American economic hotbed.

Not to mention the same gerrymandering efforts have long plagued Colorado’s elections and the Colorado Rockies’ owners (former meatpacking barons) are themselves fervent Republicans.

ESPN = End Stephen’s Pay Now. Having interpreters in the MLB was actually a huge player’s coalition win in 2016, when Spanish speaking interpreters were required to be on each team. Not to mention the other current big stars require interpreters (Ronald Acuna and Vlad Guerrero Jr., for example). And all rightfully…

I, for one, cannot wait for the public feud with Cornel West that is sure to follow. 

No kidding—this needs the @michaelharriot take.

Looks like a ruff ride. 

The car that has been giving us all heart attacks for 20 years. If you buy one of these in light grey or white, please know nobody likes you.

Here is the `120 page decision btw; a lot of good stuff in there for the lawyer types. Otherwise, TL;DR: Presidents aren’t kings.

And, not that is needs to be overstated, but assuming some #RIPdeadspintrolls have found themselves here, Kap most definitely has the abilities—including the coveted “field-awareness”—to be an NFL QB. And just imagine if he, instead of the white guy that threw 4 picks for the venerable Browns, was in last week’s…

I want to go to the Newport Yacht Club with this man and have the manager recognize him and bring him a Coors Light.

The Utah Blitzz is back, and they are not happy with Referee Craig.

I’d take Biles having a better shot at dunking than Phelps; according to my back of the napkin ear-drag math. 

We call them the Zombie Expos, and therefore these are truly the only true Nats fans left. *Nom nom nom*

Joe Namath was QB, a Jet, and wore Number 12.  I can only conclude this is Joe Namath’s ill-begotten grandson.

Much, much better. This was pure ClickBait and please remember most people don’t get past the click part....

1994 Subaru SVX mated with an Impreza 5-Spd. I may only be mentioning this because I love to wedge this car into any remotely applicable category. Wedge.

Also, wypipo been writing the history of science since before the history of science so of course there’s a genetic link between blanco’s brains and their MASSIVE IQ; in fact, it’s acutely measured by the standard deviation between the size of their heads and the size of their pen—es.  

*400 years away, FIFY. 

So...the neurowizard 4Chan needle-peepee used both “African American” and “black folks” in the same sentence. I can only assume he intended to endear himself to you in that very moment, Michael, and I can only assume that it worked and his invite to the BBQ is in his Reddit inbox beside unanswered #girlsgonewhite PMs.