I always wondered what Puig would play like if he had talent.

Twice as fast as the 2 hour marathon, duh.

I also love Vancouver, where most my family lives, but it feels more...segregated...than Toronto. (Not here to start a Kinjabattle, mind you.)

Right, but, I would go to the mall with her and her AmEx.  Democracy isn’t inherently anti-capitalist, y’know!

Toronto is a hub of culture for the remaining 354 days of the year as well. Humility is cute and all, but in terms of multiculturalism and cultural inclusion, I have yet to discover a city that can compare to T.O. 

He should have a starter job. Which commands starter money.

This too ^^^.  Her lawyers would be livid if she did anything BUT stay out of the press.

Lotta wouldas pal, and she doesn’t owe the press, much less the NFL, anything.

Being on Kinja has a way of leading one to expose one’s ass, as well. 

I mean, lil’ bro just gave away one million backpacks in L.A. County; why she scrambling over a $1,000 casino score...

Bonds played 7 years before cracking 40 and did it only once over his first 9 years in the bigs. He is not the comparison. Aaron Judge and Mark McGwire might ring more true, having both hit 40+ their first full seasons, although I do not have my first 100 ABs book handy.

Also, ummm, cocaine? Why do we pussyfoot around wine-level teen drink chats when we all know what really makes the world go ‘round. #itsfromtheearth

Boring time! I remember my first four Loko! (Actually, I don’t, but honestly that story needs to ketchup with the mustard it relishly promised.)

White people will defend their own to the death, so long as it’s someone else’s death. 

Masai the Genius is the answer. Kawhi + Giannis 2021; book it!

Who is Joc Pederson?

WWJvGD?

Subaru SVX anyone?

Chicken or the egg; or, Irvin or Irving?

Oh, just start watching the Bucks, you’ll be back in (in)action in no time.