Wait...did you actually just shame/condemn social sports leagues on the grounds that you felt“female co-workers were not there to play hard?” You must have a miserable relationship with women and/or a Gacy-esque one with your mother. Sheesh.

Yes, you do. Just read between the lines in your other comments up top there Chipper “Softball” Jones.

I think this is close to the correct take. A lot of men—who are now more emboldened by Cheetoh in Chief mind you—have some insane notion that they are entitled to success, women, power, etc. and when reality hits them in their 4" of pride, they turn on who they perceive to be the weakest and it just continues in a…

Good luck in the ... MLB of Softball, douche.

“Functionally there’s no difference between having some dirtbag mop-up pitcher come in to pitch a couple of pointless innings versus having the same work done by a utility infielder.”

This is an article by Dan Neilan, whom I consider to be so-so.

Great Scott! Another giant contribution; almost have me half-suspended over, laughing so hard I’m holding my cervelo.

Just happy I didn’t have to trek too deep into the comments to find the HC of the tour.

Literally the healthiest dong those Baltimore gals have seen in a while.

Dats not a belly button, dats a button on a furcoat.

Braden & Swift comin’ next

#notallWittepeople

White privilege never ceases to disappoint.

3.9 through 46 games is not a shade under 16 WAR. It is, however, a shade under 14 WAR. Not sure how you squeezed an extra 2.3 WAR out of the current pace, unless it was blindly reposted from the ESPN article.

This, of course, applies equally as well to pizza slices and—believe it or not—calamari (grilled, little bit of lemon).

Not really. Stretched over time, yes.

Meh, not enough grit if you ask me. - Curt Schilling

Only Tim’s former team could’ve taken a bigger shit this late in May.

Oh thank God this is the Onion. I was in one of those sleep induced loops where I was looking for the Root but blanked for a sec and ended up here. Phew!

So 81% of all players?