Be better.

What bothers me most is that you really do expect more from your coke dealer. Like, be better. Or even, Be Best.

The Raptors are starstruck by Lebron. Literally starstruck. They honestly would’ve done better by putting Drake on Lebron because at least he wouldn’t be starstruck.

This ain’t no Haiku

Haiku fail alert: rhyming.

Big deal. I’m waiting on the mir.

We will have to come up with a “140.4" car decal now as well.

Jesus Boyer take the wheel.

He’s an International Treasure, actually.

There is nothing “funny” about being able to predict the future.

Thoughts and prayers.

I call my dogs lil homie and big homie, but ironically because the big one is the little homie.... My actual canines, that is. Wait, why isn’t “Dog” on the list?

When I first glance read this, I read it as if his ego caught fire (twice, no less!) But...then I realized its all the same thing.

Saskatchewan, please.

Actually, if you were a serious cyclist, you’d train on the road...

You must have been going in the opposite direction.

Judging from the proximity of his camera angle, I actually think Vlad Sr. hit that ball out.

I thought it was about Outkast getting back together (in earnest this time) at first. It’s not Andre 2,999. It’s not Andre 3,001.

And, similarly, I wasn’t trying to detract from your valid points. Academia is capitalism on fleek and all the power imbalances that flow from that.

As it turns out, Bennett was the only true Patriot on the field that day. After all, he was just trying to get her to stop kneeling.