Is that what you call taking a 12 point victory in 2016 and turning into a 2 point victory in 2019? That’s some Trump math if I ever heard it.

Here is a fact even your insanely dumb ass can comprehend - EVERYONE uses unnamed sources, including Fox and Trump himself

Maybe don’t lose your phone and you won’t need a password? Works for me.

holy fuck you are dumb

My co-worker took 16 months off for paternity leave in Canada

Because the D3S bulb exploded, so to clean it up + replace it + shop supplies + labour = $500 at the Audi dealership

Didn’t you read the article? Of course this is not Blake Bortles, this is Gardner Flint Minshew II.

Pussy Ass Bitch can’t even fire someone to their face, what a cuck

Yeah fuck Watson for not playing better defense

Why did you fail to mention that the Texans didn’t deserve a 2nd try at the extra point? It should have been a tie game.

The US is a consumer nation that wants everything bigger and cheaper, the US manufacturing sector cannot meet these demands so they outsource to China. Slapping tariffs on everything come overseas WILL NOT solve anything, you fucking moron.

Oh Caramel, freeze them, so much better

You have to freeze your Oh Caramels 

When you buy a whiskey/ginger, you are buying 1 oz of liqour, if you buy a double you get 2 oz (didn’t realize it was 25.4, some Canadians just call the bottle a 2-6). 

My co-workers 2013 Audi A4 blew a headlight bulb and it costs $500

a 750ml bottle is 26oz, so you get 26 pours out of one

100% of them

shut up tomato, you’re not fooling anyone except yourself you simpleton

They don’t believe in shit, they just play along and go through the motions so people will assume they are good.

yeah who the fuck brags about banging the ONE person they should be banging anyways?