I’m a Canadian who vaguely followed the US elections, like many I never dreamed of waking up to Trump in office. I thought whatever it was Hilary did (or didn’t) do, it could never be as bad as the shit Trump did (and admittedly did). However, during the primaries, I heard of this Bernie dude, and I found myself…

“A wood-rimmed wheel offers tactical pleasures for your hands”

no, but they do all look better with euro bumpers

I’m saying NP. This car is just way too clean and it’s pretty much perfect. A car’s value is whatever someone is willing to pay and I would gladly pay 18k.

I think they mean he didn’t expect to win. He made a huge bet and it somehow paid off.

Where are these rumors from? I need dirt.

If that’s all Melania does as FLOTUS, then I’ll be happy with her efforts.

Rumor has it, she’s been cheating on him with someone high up in Tiffany’s for years. And that the Orange one knows, agreed to a divorce, except when he would win the elections. It would explain this:

He always looks so miserable. :(

It came out that she was fucking the head of security at the Tiffany’s store next to Trump Tower, just before she upped sticks and moved into the White House. Now I suppose we just wait for the Secret Service to leak which one of them is banging her...

So are you telling me the world could have been saved if a man had done what men should’ve been doing since the beginning of effing time? If he had listened to his wife and cared about her needs?!!?!!??

Wow, someone wasn’t held enough as a child.

I mean...

Melania has one duty: to publicly cheat on her husband in the most humiliating way possible. If she fulfills it, all will be forgiven.

I sincerely hope that Barron grows up to be the Ronan Farrow of his generation.

Good. I’m glad she’s miserable.

What if the new season is just continual teasers? Sort of like Tool saying their new album is coming out this year, every year, for ten years now.

Seriously, either mom ends up imprisoned by the girl, the company, or the state after she has to kill her daughter.

Killing her parents is a bit too obvious IMHO. Black Mirror tends to avoid those horror movie tropes.

January: “Coming Soon”