Plus the fact they can say this shit with a straight face shows their acting chops.

Whatever the pay is, it’s not worth selling your soul to the devil

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Doesn’t say what kind of character.

Eight grand? Seems a little ambitious.

I am sure there is a special place in hell for these women.

I want all of these “moral” Moore supporters to let good ole’ Roy pick up their teen daughters after cheerleading practice.

He was removed from office twice for violating the law.

Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”

He does understand accountability. He was removed from office twice for violating the law.

...Moore will bring a flashlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.

Take your dirty, dirty star, you filthy monster.

I was catching the very end of the game last night and they cut to the shots of previous MVP winners of the Thanksgiving game chowing down on turkey drumsticks. There’s Brady (spit it out after the shot), various linemen chomping away, Big Ben biting the wrong end. Then they show the ones for this year and I only had…

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.