I wonder if Trump wants the death penalty for the man who killed 3 people in a Colorado Wal-Mart yesterday? Oh wait, never mind, turns out his a middle aged white guy aka “lone wolf”....

Trump’s most recent judicial nominee is so unqualified to be a judge, he was voted unqualified by the American Bar Association...unanimously:

This article has been out for a hot minute and I’ve already seen two Jabba the Hut jokes.

It looks like the only things Sam Clovis is qualified for is flying a sand barge on Tatooine and handling all you can eat Shrimp fest at Red Lobster.

Jabba the Hut has no science knowledge?

[City name] strong is the woooooooorrrrrrrrrrrsssst!

As a Bay Area local, I was very disappointed the 2012 Giants didn’t get more credit for bringing San Francisco its first baseball championship since the 1906 earthquake. I know it helped me move on.

Was the 9th inning of Game 7 of the World Series the first Astros game you have watched in the past 8 weeks?

Man, shut the fuck up.

We here in Houston are perfectly happy with the thought of this World Championship keeping us feeling better about our situation for the next few years. I’m sorry our one bright spot this year bugs you so much.

Agree. <City name> strong is 100% fluff.

Not for nothing: this team (with Correa holding the PR flag throughout the celebration) probably will make a scene with Cheeto dude.

I just like the Tigers picking up 30% of Verlander’s salary over the next two years as we attempt a rare repeat.

I was happy for them until the narrative immediately changed over to “What does this mean for the city of Houston after Hurricane Harvey?” and realized that it’s Katrina 2.0. Who’s ready for another twelve goddamned years of “That [insert sports championship] win meant so much for the people of this city as they…

Exactly! In Matthew, Jesus says as much, that one’s relationship with god is personal and not to yell in the streets “like the hypicrites do”.

yup. long story short: practicing of a religion is personal and should only be personal.

“Trump is at 33 percent in Gallup. You can’t go any lower. He’s fucked.”

“Meanwhile, coal miners are rejecting Obama-era retraining initiatives because they’re pretty sure Trump is going to bring back coal.”

Which type of “merit” are they basing it on? Potential for Trophy wifeness?

“We are fighting hard for Merit Based immigration, no more Democrat Lottery Systems. We must get MUCH tougher (and smarter)”