The chances of any of them succeeding are very small. It's not snark to realize that

Deposits are $100 for the Cybertruck. I needed 10x that to get a Kia secured a few months ago.

The number of absurd trucks is maybe 0.001% of all the trucks on the road. You’re just more likely to notice them.

Short pedos amirite!?

Thats not fair at all.

Great! Another pedo on staff!

Great car. But my problem is the current owner. I bet they poured all their money into the mods and ignored maintenance.

Matrix AWD?

Are there ride on electric mowers? My father's "yard" is a couple of acres. Not push mowing that

It seems like the outrage is disproportionate to the content of the jokes. They were slightly insensitive, but not hateful.

Both your culinary techniques and puns are on point. Bravo sir.

Pedo

Eww. Do you want syphilis, because that's one way to get syphilis.

Too old and gamey.

Because they don't do any manual labour they tend to be very tender.

Spectacular Rescue 911 reference.

National Hateful Tesla Shorts Association

The Mustang.

You called me a moron and lazy. You seem pretty triggered.