I assumed it was because Jalopnik is run by a bunch of pedos.

Now do the Corolla vs Corolla hybrid and see the highway mileage.

Only in America

If a wild animal attacks you it's fair game for anything. 

May I quote you:

Mine’s a 2016, the conventional 2016 got about 30 on the highway.

My RAV4 hybrid does great on the highway...I've gotten as low as 6.8l/100 kms.

All jalops should vow to put a stop sign in the back window of their vehicles just to troll Elon.

The Earth will be destroyed by the sun eventually. Doesn't mean the doomsday cults were right.

Underappreciated comment.

Hydrogen fuel cell cars are technically EVs. They just use hydrogen to produce electricity.

Probably a more accurate headline:

Exactly!

And some of the guys on deck didn’t wear lifejackets. They found them uncomfortable....

Nope. It's been over 15 years since I did that. Never again

I’ve been on a similar size ship in storms in the North Atlantic. It’s fun trying to drive a forklift uphill and then downhill while trying to stack pallets of frozen fish in a giant freezer.

Other drivers.

I know. My kids love it....

Yes. All the kids who buy brand new $40,000 crossovers to drive to listen to the latest beats. Who even comes up with these ideas?

Pedo