Came to say this. 

It’s a $100 deposit...10% of deposits will purchase. Its just for people to say they have a deposit on a cyber truck. 

As someone who worked in the most dangerous occupation (commercial fishing) for a few years,  let me say your relativism is unnecessary.  A workplace injury is a bad thing no matter the occupation. 

If I call you an asshole and you punch me, that's still assault.  You're always responsible for your own actions. 

Santa brought the stockings up to my room so that I wouldn't wake me parents until after I was finished unwrapping each individually wrapped present in the stocking.

No.

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I hope they're charged for breaking so many laws. Assholes plain and simple. 

Having a micropenis is no laughing matter. 

Its like an Alabama family reunion.  Cousin-uncles everywhere. 

Which Ford cars at all?

I prefer this design.

It was driver error....

Malcolm Gladwell's Revisionist History podcast does an episode on the unintended acceleration. Spoiler alert it was the meatbag behind the wheel.

Yes it is. And I'm impressed that you grasp that. Bravo good sir!

First time I’ve heard that. Did you come up with that yourself? You’re quite clever.

Yes I do. Thanks for pointing that out.

Cool story bro. My point is that you do the right thing because its the right thing to do. It doesn’t matter what others are doing.

So if your neighbour is a meth dealer you might as well be a meth dealer? 

A Conrad Black opinion piece? Seriously? That tells me all I need to know.