Its like the automotive version of this...

It's not free for me.

It depends on the province. We require one in Nova Scotia.

As an old millenial I say:

An SUV sedan? 

No. The car immediately contacts police about the creepy dude following women around town. 😅

Elon's looking a bit chunky. Maybe the CFO should be denying some of his lunch expenses.

Going private at 420 pedos!

Donald who? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with who that is.

He's a right proper chav.

Last night’s episode was the best of the season.

I bought a winter beater last October. A 2007 Fit for $2,500 Canadian. Two sets of tires and rims, 171,000 kms, 5 speed and lots of maintenance records.

You must be fun at parties...

Except what you posted is a fad diet, not a religious observance...

If you like spending time at the dealership, sure!

Does it have signal lights?

Install an airhorn and scare the crap out of truck drivers. Lots of lols in that too. 

Due to missing records and the fact that I worked in a hospital for a while (which required me to have all vaccinations), I’ve been vaccinated four times against measles.