Hot take: someone else here is the idiot.

Give me lobstrosities or give me nothing!

An 11 year old Chrysler project car? This is a meth pipe at $40,000

 I just made this.  You could pour the sauce over anything and it would taste good. I'll definitely be making this again. Thanks!

Pretty sweet Malibu!

No man can eat 20 nuggets!

You called?

Yeah. But the sloping roof makes it look more like the Model 3 than it should.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, especially these days. Give them 48 hours to get shit straightened out and if they don't fix the car for free get the lawyer.

Get the business card of a lawyer, take it to the dealership and tell them you’ll be putting a retainer down instead of paying for the engine.

I guess technically an incorrect point is still a point...

I just said to my wife “what the hell is that red thing with the ground clearance?”.

Are they in China?

No mention of the Mozza Burger? I’m always torn between choosing the Teen or Mozza Burger.

Lol. Sorry. I was about 7 beers in when I made that comment and completely missed it.

And Bruce Cockburn pronounces it Co-burn.

Fuck screens and get off my lawn!

Unlimited riches and a life of leisure are apparently the best medicine.

A FWD based crossover with a CVT.