Daniel Bryan trying (and failing) to break AJ Styles with the Smackdown Live Weiner Challenge was the best thing from last night's shows.

I am sorry that this reference is being lost on so many but I just want to say that I'm really enjoying it and am off for a swim in the poolmobile.

Texas!

"On my one trip to Austin, Texas, I stuffed an unholy quantity of food and drink inside my body."

Son, a good burger is a lot like a… a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a good burger is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna eat another burger!

please! i beg you! i am not your enemy!
you stole
bread! for my family!

lord palmerston or pitt the elder?

I'd wager some sort of walking clock.

Meow

I found twenty dollars and know that I'd rather have some honey roasted peanuts.

Or just go to a live Dollop in Dallas. Park your truck in the theatre, etc.

JET PACK MADNESS! Episode 237.

Zach Woods was excellent tonight.

TRAB PU KCIP

"The Univision-owned AV Club and Onion websites are expected to migrate over to Kinja during the slower summer months, creating one universal content-management system and allowing the company to increase revenue by selling the entire package of sites to advertisers as a whole."

"What did you thinK? What did you think? Where the Streets Have No Name blah blah blah ba ba ba ba BA."
- The A.V. Club

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Laughed out loud at Booker's "That was hard to watch" line after the This Is Your Life segment. The only thing that came close to saving that appalling segment was a little self-awareness.

I met a guy who gave TJ a lot of breaks early on in his career. From the stories told, my impression was that TJ is an incredibly driven guy who knew what he wanted and went at full speed to get it.

Do one better. Have Stewart fill in for Oliver so the show stops having so many damn off-weeks..