My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

Shut the fuck up.

• Relax!

• Please sit to use the toilet

BabyDUAN! After a 5 hour delay due to Vegas' shaky healthcare system, the Coolwhhhip's brought a healthy 8 lb girl into the world today. She and Mom are doing great. Now it's on to her college fund, which is getting placed on the Broncos Sunday. Cheers!

Sure, when you include the vote of marine life in your little poll Stern is bound to look good.

This lawsuit seems to hold water. Eli didn't play in a game all season.

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

This was just the gay Breakout they feared.

in response, Russia has sentenced their graphic designer to 10 years hard labor.

They should have cut him for lack of school spirit.. Whatever happened to "Go Blue!," Brendan? You make me sick.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

What I don't understand is, these two particular guys have had corroboration in hand AND the moral high ground. Why the hell would these guys cede that advantage for a little security, or worse, just give it away? Why give the other side a chance to go on the offensive? What a dumb fucking strategy. I mean, Christ, GO…

"DIEHARD" FANS CAN'T PASS BATTERY OF TESTS

It's not sentencing, it's arbitration to determine if the sentence (decided solely upon by Selig) is fair/just/appropriate.

You're right. Not sure why I attacked the coaches.

@AdamSchefter Stop slandering my name. You hide behind "sources" who are not man enough to put their name behind the BS you report

Jeez, Chris, why don't you just marry him already?