Someone should really put that GIF out, It's been burning for an hour now.

+1

So the Tribune printed nothing on page 3?

This was so good CBSSports.com used it! +1.

I would comment but I am on my way to mail Bill Simmons a care package from a random post office box.

Valtrex should clear that right up.

You really should grow a pair, I didn't just fall off the rack you know! With your obsession about how I handle my own junk I am guessing you are a tea-bagger.

Which wing of the house did he get lost in?

It takes a lot of balls to mess with a man named Adrian. Elvis is nuts and wont be getting much support from the fans if he causes Beltre to drop one of those routine pop-ups. As an ex-jock that pays good money to watch these guys play I think Elvis needs to strap on a little professionalism if Texas is ever going to…

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to fire people on a Monday and let them finish the week.

So now Tommy Wiseau is free to work on The Room 2?

makes ya miss the old days, eh?

Some people in Seattle are very angry to not be getting a team.

Who gives a shit if he is related to Reggie Bush? A douche bag is a douche bag no matter what the color of his skin is you racist dick!

They aren't, they actually have front row seats but they keep moving back to see if the view gets better. After this photo was taken they were seen in the parking lot watching the Rays on an Ipad.

Can't believe they got Manti Te'o's girlfriend to lead the parade.

nice. +1

The host fish gains nothing from the relationship but the remora is enriched by obtaining benefits (usually food and transportation) from the host.

Between this, CNN, Fox News, and all the other misinformation out there, it would not surprise me in the least if the fertilizer plant explosion turned out to be just a bunch of bullshit.

Were you not the one that just said "2-3 weeks" and "Not more than a month, that's for sure."? To me that's soon enough, but now you say it's not?