+1, nicely done.

I could be the biggest, gayest, packer fan with posters of Aaron Rodgers on the ceiling above my bed and I still would not focus on him in that picture.

Well this DUAN sucks; It's hard to feel smarmy when waiting for the equivalent of an HIV test that has a 50% chance of being positive.

"At their request, we've changed their names. Let's call them Bryan and Sean."

"and Terminator will rule the arena-stadium that is Earth."

couldn't have said it better myself.

Tupac, actually.

I will give a years salary if a network exec casts 'The Fabulous Sports Babe' as his wife without telling him ahead of time.

Until they tell me the name of the 'third-party' insurance company......fuck AllState.

ALRIGHT!!! I'LL STOP ALREADY!

You want me to direct your video? Okay, here is what I need:

I'm 41 and still play goalie for my soccer team had to stop playing for my hockey team however. I have a torn meniscus in my knee but as long as the vicotin holds out I'll play until I die.

Cecil Newton

Maple Syrup DUAN:

What Valentines Day is all about right there!

SHUT UP BITCH! BRING ME MY PAPER!!

When did Deadspin get a snooze alarm??

"Something notable involving poles, the Daytona 500, and Dale Harnhardt Jr. happened in Florida."

Fuck the Grammys.

"Is Pujols worth it?"