“Such person purposely exposes his or her *anus*”

With the way these Republican misogynists *talk out of their ass* they’re setting themselves up for a lot of citations.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

It’s like that idiot Patricia Arquette all over again.

You have to deny your experience while reporting it lest you get labeled “the vindictive ex”. Because bitches be crazy liars, amirite?

But sadly, that doesn’t happen until people start openly talking about it and pushing it to happen. I agree that it shouldn’t be so hard to get rapists and abusers to face the criminal consequences but it is.

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. And rape is a different type of crime.

I hate that we are socialized to say “I don’t wish him harm” when coming out with stories of abuse. If you don’t, great, do you. But women shouldn’t be pressured to prove a “pure” motive for sharing their experiences. You're allowed to wish that the person who raped you get hit by a bus.

I do not like this trend of making rapists the subject of social media shaming instead of treating them like the real criminals they are. I know feel empowered sharing their stories, but somehow, it perpetuates the idea that rape is somehow a different kind of crime. If someone robbed your house, it would not be…

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

Yes, because she just “made” it without any difficulty or effort on her part and she’s certainly not qualified to speak about the sexism in the music industry after working her way through it... Let’s ignore the fact that she has stated that she was raped by a producer as a budding artist. That’s certainly not sexism…

Don't forget the post-workout mirror photo in which they are not even sweating and in which their make-up is still flawless.

“It is what it is.”

i have no idea, but this is my favorite outcome from that:

I hate the ones that glorify bitchiness (there is someone in my life who literally posts these garbage statuses daily). Like wow, it’s so clever and funky and AWESOME that you are suuuuuuch a snarky bitch but no worries it’s cool because you have bitch self-awareness (hence why you posted the snarky quote in the first…

As an apple shaped gal with killer stems, I would take some cellulite on my thighs to have a more proportional waist.

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc