I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

Yes, because she just “made” it without any difficulty or effort on her part and she’s certainly not qualified to speak about the sexism in the music industry after working her way through it... Let’s ignore the fact that she has stated that she was raped by a producer as a budding artist. That’s certainly not sexism…

Don't forget the post-workout mirror photo in which they are not even sweating and in which their make-up is still flawless.

“It is what it is.”

i have no idea, but this is my favorite outcome from that:

I hate the ones that glorify bitchiness (there is someone in my life who literally posts these garbage statuses daily). Like wow, it’s so clever and funky and AWESOME that you are suuuuuuch a snarky bitch but no worries it’s cool because you have bitch self-awareness (hence why you posted the snarky quote in the first…

As an apple shaped gal with killer stems, I would take some cellulite on my thighs to have a more proportional waist.

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Tell that to every black person.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ...

When I was 6 I told my best friend Zoe that having sex meant getting naked and sticking you tongue in another person’s mouth and honestly that’s still how I have sex to this day.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

Murder is not something most people survive and deal with the personal traumas of, so I see where you’re going with this, but I’m gonna have to disagree.