Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

It's not the Land Rovers that are the problem. It's that each grey market Landie is infested with leprechauns. When they open the container at the dock, the little blighters scurry and now, our great country is also infested with the little buggers.

It is if you like sex ;)

BMW E36

Sorry Aaron, according to Cher you are no longer American. I think you should run for supreme chancellor of Detroit.

Bah! Thanks for the inspiration Tom. And Diesel, an auto site full of mid-nineties accords - not so interesting.

His concern wasn't for the public, it was for his personal stake in the matter. That was far more important then starting a nationwide conversation, especially since he doesn't seem to have any idea of what exactly she thought was assault.

The only time I've known people are into me is when they suddenly smash their face into mine. I've never figured out how to ask, 'So you wanna make out now?' To be honest I try to avoid it cause I just don't know! Besides, who wants to mess up a good thing?

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

He's not trying to start a conversation about consent, he's trying to make a response to an accusation that he sexually assaulted someone.

Man walks into dealership for SERVICE. I don't know about you, but no one from sales talks to me when I am in for service. Also, they added at least 5 grand worth of bullshit charges in the way of a maintenance plan and service contract. Something tells me they saw an easy target and went for it. That is a little…

and out of left field....

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Shelby Mustang GT500." How did your family come by it?

The sleek and slim design is arousing, sure, but what about the people who prefer a little meat on their fuckable electronics?

Seems like a waste of money to me, but calling it disgusting only makes you sound like you're from the 19th century. Sex isn't evil any more, grandpa.

I guess this means if you buy an iPad secondhand, you'll now have sloppy seconds right out of the box.

My Focus ST gets 27 combined. Sounds like you have an accelerator pedal interface defect.

I thought this much assholeness in one place would cause some sort of black hole to form. Should I be worried?