Are we just gonna ignore the Exposed Fasteners in the buttresses this whole time??

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

I know some guys that woulda done it for 500/per.

Lol. The MOAB probably costs less than the FOAB too. Not fair! We need gender neutral bombs! Don’t oppress transgender bombs either! They can’t help they were born with a bombdick but need a bombgina.

How dare they assume that bombs gender.

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

Nope. Stupid rear lights.

Every time a ball is crushed to that part of the park, Brad Lidge loses a little bit more of his soul.

I’m gonna guess Burn Notice.

I whipped this up :-)

What about:

We the people DEMAND a voting system for COTD!

Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

D.B. Pooper

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

Wait, someone with the last name “Fartass” is a only 3-seed? The committee is corrupt.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

“These people have awful names.”