76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Jeep. Wrangler.

Does this count?

youre kidding right? it looks nothing like a vette. if anything it looks like an F-Type but even thats pushing it

Hood seems too long for that? I thought Panther body on first impression.

Thank you for this. I will now ONLY refer to them as frisbees from here on out.

Here’s a scenario. Imagine it’s your first week starting a new job. That job is to shoot and produce video. Now imagine that the editors and writers have given you this great idea for a video shoot and the Fiat is going to be the picture car we use in said imagination video.

Now imagine getting a phone call 1 day…

Later, at a bar:

That’s the way golf oughta be played.

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

Vodge Diaper

I was just at the Prolapse dealer looking at the Clamking earlier today. It’s nice, but they’ve got a ways to go with the interior design to truly compete with the Narcissist  Bottomswaddler.

When I was much younger, I lived and worked in the UK for a couple of years, and a friend of mine had a bright red 2CV. We lived and worked in the Lakes District, and I was always amazed at how quickly you could throw that car around the corners of those winding roads. It always looked (and often felt) like it was…

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry