The author didn’t say “most of you Jalopnik readers,” he said most people. He’s completely right. Most people don’t know what any of those words mean. Then he said “but to automotive enthusiasts, it can mean the world.” So if you’re on Jalopnik, you’re probably an automotive enthusiast, and you probably know.  Why are…

Domo Omologato Signore Roboto. 

She looks incredibly worried that she can’t suck in her gut anymore. 

Pretty sure anyone buying a Model 3 is so stuck up their own ass they’d never be caught dead in a chevy. Most likely Jag is gonna get a few orders because of this.

Just another $2500, and we can go in the Champagne room, where my manager cant see what we’re doing

I see the image of a giant mouse on her knee. I know... I’m weird.

Fonda ain’t got a motor back there

Dude. Brace yourself.

No. It’s ugs.

Slightly Catfishy as well

Am I the only who hates the way this car looks? It looks like a child’s toy. A kid’s idea of what a cool sports car looks like.

I’m probably wrong but that looks just like Tara Reid.

Here I fixed it for you.

fag

Current auto unions are a far fry from what the unions started as. The unions will now force auto makers to keep people employed that do hard drugs and drink on the clock while on employer property or suffer legal action for wrongful termination.
Yea. Forcing companies to overpay workers for rather simplistic work and…

The rear 3/4 shot hints at an attractive Cayman-esque curve, but the front quarter and side profile shots are allllll ‘Stang.

That is quite a smart mustang.

I’ll bet she gives good headrest!

She appears to be made between ‘80-’99, so she qualifies for rad wood, too.

You can thank CAFE standards for the amount of trucks and SUV’s on the road. People want roomy, V8 rear drive vehicles gas mileage be damned.