Those boots look uncomfortable! C’mere, honey, get off your feet for a while....

Can’t people... I dunno, pay attention and learn to drive?

This: not helpful and, shockingly, also not funny.

...Jackie and a bodyguard helping jack off that horse.

Ah, I like this approach (not sarcasm). Take the low-to-zero percent interest rate, put the extra into an index fund that will gain an average of ~7%. But there are a lot of questions regarding the model and the price of the car. Considering the cliff a new car’s value leaps off of with signature, would it not be…

Dammit, you can’t write an “oh shit” article like this if you damn commenters are going to bring logic and reason into the topic. Just say “America sucks”, “It’s Trump’s fault”, and “we are all screwed” like you’re supposed to.

It’s just that nobody wants a barebones car anymore.

I’d love to have me some wind up windows and door locks I turn with a key.

Cars are so expensive these days because the amount of equipment they put in non-luxury cars is idiotic. What happened to the days of basic transportation?

It’s because we live in a consumerism-focused world. We all want the new shiny things, and it’s easier to make stupid decisions when we don’t physically see the money we’re spending on these things.

The scene in that movie of the Ferrari racing the Cobra through the mountains at night is still one of my favorite car movie moments. No dialog, just a screaming V12 and a bellowing V8.

You definitely sound like someone I want to buy a car from. And by “buy a car from” I mean “punch in the nuts”.

What can I say? I like to look at beautiful ladies, and beautiful ladies gain a good money from being looked at. I have the faintest idea that all those that are complaining, are just those that would never be hired as a booth model. But it’s just my idea, and what I know?

Women should not be seen as attractive or sexual creatures. This sort of stuff has no place in our post-sexual culture and we should shame our primal instincts. Unattractive people have every right to feel just as sexy as those who invest in their bodies by exercising and eating healthy.

...it also puts forth the bad, outdated message that cars are mostly for a heterosexual male audience.

This saddens me - but then, I’m a pig...

This looks staged.

She’s a “yes, you can have my wallet” kind of gal.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Kawasaki which this lovely lady will deliver wheelie, wheelie soon.

Asses to asses, rust to rust.