Orlove was not counting on a Jalopnik reader lasting a whole year.

The Pope does track days?

I think her overalls are really more oversomes.

All of Texas did my exes

AutoDAMN... That AZ!

“illegitimate bidding.”

Dude shut the fuck up already. We got it on the first four comments.

Well this is easily the best looking S30 2+2 I’ve ever seen.

That 400R is gorgeous. Also, seems like the farthest thing from “diamond in the rough.”

More like an allegory for Hillary’s 2016 campaign.

Congratulations, Mr. Vin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely lady will deliver with very few gimmicks.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Finding out that they did this instead of making a Supra is like finding out that your kid made a 1:1-scale model of a Cessna out of legos instead of doing their homework.

Can we please replace all their whack-ass C-HR commercials with footage of this thing turning laps?

GM: Were never going to live down the time we made the world’s ugliest CUV.

So today, the commentators phoned it in. Huh, how about that?

How about this scary Halloween steering wheel cover:

I’ve owned all manner of shitboxes. Jaguars, SAABs, Volvos, Isuzus, Jeeps, Suzukis and many others from reputable marques that were just plain not that good. Probably 35 in total.