Dear God,

Great! now grandma can sit in the left lane doing the speed limit in a murdered out regal

Just as long as she’s not a hybrid…

♪ ♫ They did the math.... They did the monster math... ♬ ♫ 

I feel like people like you are part of the problem. If he liked the show the way it was and someone came along and decided to change it isnt it well within his right to not like the show? If he identified with the main character and they change that from a man to a woman I dunno I don’t think this is an unreasonable…

I’d never trust my Tesla to ballet parking.

This isn’t too bad...just the other day I was talking to a guy with a modded Golf Sportwagen. He said just about everything possible was done to it — added Haldex AWD, put a DSG tranny in, full rebadging, even swapped out the suspension. Then he told me it was worth $33k, he knew what he had, and didn’t appreciate…

I’ll just flip up the tab on my old school one thank you very much!

A 200k mile car should cost around 3 grand because it’s something you buy for cash and being a high mile car a smart person will want to have enough money left over to set aside for covering any future repairs.

All I can think about is how bad some people are at backing up straight chassis vehicles...can you imagine them with bendy-mcbenderson cars?!

Congratulations, Mr. CarsofFortLangley and 200 Touring on COTD! I would like to gift you with a bendy accordion-style bus which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes bending it.

Did someone say XT?

I don’t know how well trying to jury rig connected autonomous cars into the current system of free traffic is going to play out. At current precedence, the government can only require all NEW cars to be connected by 2023, but seeing as the average age of a car is 11 years old in this country, that is not going to be…

how about we just don’t do V2V communication

When two cars collide and get covered in slime...

More like “your-mom-fish”

Mustang-colored ice cream:

Usually it starts with “don’t use teeth”.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.