This aint Jalopnik Bae... just kidding, what kinda car? I haven’t done a long drive in a while and I’m wondering how to prep

This aint Jalopnik Bae... just kidding, what kinda car? I haven’t done a long drive in a while and I’m wondering how…

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Sir Davos over here!

What are you? Some kind of Onion Knight or something?

Hmm. I feel like you should test this out. Go find a 7-11 with an armed guard, piss on the walls and start tearing down signage, attempt to jump in a cab and tell me how this goes*.

and silence apparently.

“A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.”

(vomits)

Like a lot of things that try to combine features, sometimes it misses the mark.

Like a lot of things that try to combine features, sometimes it misses the mark.

I had to vote Crack Pipe just for the asking price. I have an ‘88 Camry that I paid $500 for 11 years ago with 196k on it. I drove it, then passed it on to each of my 3 siblings while they were in college, then got it back once they all graduated. I drive it to work every day—it gets better gas mileage than my ‘07…

Funny how some self-professed progressives are going to “protest” the corrupt DNC by allowing their fellow women/minority citizens to experience the biggest setback to their constitutional rights in decades, if not centuries.

Not really.

No discernible progressive opinions? Other than pushing for healthcare reform, protection of a woman’s right to choose, equal pay, paid parental leave, universal pre-K education, gun control, opposing Citizens United, raising the minimum wage, and advocating for clean energy...

Yeah! Fuck Science!

The diorama, encased in a large, plexiglass box, shows a bridge I can’t recall the name of, but, like almost every substantial bridge I’ve seen, is the first of its kind because of something something concrete sections something something pylons something.

Up until I saw this I had my dream truck.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

I’ll be honest: I think Ted Cruz is the candidate they deserve. All the exact same stuff you addressed and a true and complete belief that this country would be run better by a True Christian as a theocracy.