Dude, chill. It looks fine. If it looked futuristic you’d bitch about it too. 

It hasn’t stopped alcohol sales since the end of prohibition, not sure why this should be any different*

It should be noted that the plane is under scrutiny because it was a goddamn disaster. On top of that, it made it through the first time because of people looking the other way, loopholes, epically stupid cost cutting, and a bunch of other bullshit. And then it killed a bunch of people, which should have been…

I’m supposed to simply trust Boeing and the FAA AGAIN?

You forgot that both of them were the first ones to say this piece of shit plane was ok to fly?

Easy:

or... educate your fucking self and then make an effort to educate your readers.

I know, right? A few hundred dead people and these whiners just won’t shut the fuck up. I mean, who gives a shit about dead people?

Thanks for the advice Boeing.

If it stalls shortly after takeoff and then goes in a nose dive, you’re probably flying a MAX.

This is why I’m building my own jet. You just cannot trust anyone else to do it right.

He doesn’t have an illness. Racists aren’t ill, they’re just fucking assholes. He’s just one that was enabled and empowered more than others.

Show me on this doll where the socialism hurt you

Maybe you should just loudly announce your exit from from Jalopnik and join Parler.

I trust Boeing. They’d never lie to us. We need to respect the work they put in, because it’s just a bunch of engineers, doing the best they can do, in order to safely launch us 32,000 feet into the atmosphere, in a tube, going about 500 mph.

Those are lovely--but they are also being worn by Nicole Kidman. I would look like a dumpy art teacher in them.

And it’s not just air travel.

if i can’t pistol-whip Reagan, that’s gonna be a pass from me

Press F To Ignore The AIDS Epidemic.

Yeah, but there’s a bug/feature that prevents him from saying AIDS, so no one gets the Achievement.