GM recalling a product for fire risk isn’t news.

If this was a straight couple on the hallmark channel, yes it would be lame.

After watching this trailer, I’ve realized that I will 100% watch Dan Levy in absolutely anything.

Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

yesss and i love that there are a lot of queer actors in the cast

As a big-boobed woman entering middle age, that scene always killed me. Au naturel, baby.

I’m kind of fond my old big boobs. As Creed said, “swing low sweet chariots.”

The artist made this for herself, She wanted to “spark debate,” and she got just what she wanted while ignoring the legacy of Mary Wollstonecraft.

The logo symbolizes the [...] the unique combined strengths of the new group’s portfolio

She is in a high-risk group.

Congrats on being a prick though, I am sure you feel like a big strong man now.

Also, you’re not even using hypochondriac correctly, you absolute muppet.

And:

It would be ironic if “eat this book” was step 4 out of 10.

Don’t forget the misuse of “anymore.” Hell that second sentence is a mess even without the dangling preposition.

You can edit your comment all you want, but I still know you used “your” instead of “you’re”.  

Oh sweet irony.

Do you have glasses?  Glasses and masks are like mortal enemies.

You’re wishing for a lot if you think that Alaska is going to put a Democrat in the Senate.

me staring:

4th gear: I see Flash villain Captain Boomerang as a side gig designing logos.

I’m admittedly behind on my Jalopnik, but David’s back from the EU?