Dogs are probably better than cats, but the dog people that insist on beating that drum are worse than cat people. Those dog people are incredibly insecure, and constantly seem to need to put down cats. Meanwhile, most cat people like dogs pretty much too. Dogs are too good for dog people.

It remains one of the great ironies that bigoted, intolerant douchebags take their iconography from a film made by two trans women. (Especially since the film can be read as a “coming out” parable fairly easily.)

Yes.

I’m sure her response would have been better, if only because she would likely not have wasted a goddamn month to develop our own test when the WHO had one ready to go. But however much better her response would have been, the pushback from republicans would have been greater. I guarantee you GOP governors would defy…

Dear Biden Bro,

Doing what feels good, what’s convenient, what’s easy, that’s how little kids think.

Or...

what? no, cats are the best.

Back when you could go on vacation, all your cat needed to survive for a week was a pile a food and an open toilet.  A dog, on the other hand, would’ve shit the house and died of a combination of anxiety and starvation within the first three days.  Form your own opinion of which response is superior.

Kinda in love with your cats, not gonna lie.

Cats > Dogs > Garrett

As do mine.

You are wrong.

Cats do not have to get endless shit done for them all the time. The only thing I had to do for every cat I’ve ever owned was clean the litter box. My last cat (God rest his perfect soul) would use it, make a big show over covering it up just right, leave, then return to check his work. He was very thorough. He also…

Noooo I’m too young to die :(((

Call me when your dog shits in a box.

Cats rule.

So what you mean is that dogs are stupid enough to trust management while cats see a lie when they open their mouths?

Cats are the best; this is the hill that I'm willing to die on.

Respectfully, my cats disagree.