That opening monologue was fucking electric. He's perfect.

I'm with Kelsey. I have been totally on-board with this show since the first episode (it's the only appointment viewing left in our house now that Bates and Feud are over) but dip me in maple syrup if that wasn't the lamest possible outcome to the murder mystery. I'll still watch, though.

The bit with the machinery he's driving getting stuck in the hallway will never not be funny to me.

Ana Faris in that one - holy shit is she funny.

Now that is one legitimately fucked-up game.

The game Until Dawn made great use of Stormare playing what sounds like the exact same character.

Well they DO have Clark Gregg…

Please tell me that they are screening ANNIE.

Don't forget POSTAL!

Well, that last paragraph certainly made ME falafel…

Only at midnight.

The book is told entirely from the guy's point of view (probably obvious from the title), which makes for a very unpleasant read. Twilight didn't even have that excuse.

It was jarring - is Lifetime just filming full-on self-aware comedies now?

The discussion of the insanity plea made me think that they're going to try to track him down, as he's the only psychiatrist to have treated Norman.

I saw VAMPIRES on opening night and during the movie two guys sitting directly in front of me got in a fight and one pulled a gun. My first thought was "I can't believe I'm going to die from a stray bullet because I went to see this piece of shit movie." (Thankfully no shots were fired.)

Wendy's: You take the shits, we'll take the piss.

Serious question: Does this mean that Sean Spicer has to play the Easter Bunny again?

Now you're just making me miss INVASION.

WAYNE'S WORLD? I have a soft spot for SUPERSTAR.

The moment when Stuart's sister with the overeating compulsion calls him in a panic because their dad shot their brother and he replies, "I hate to ask this, but can you get to a pound cake?" is an all-time favorite.