LRB's "Night Owls" scared the living shit out of me as a child and still unsettles me to this day.

They buried him with a bike?!!

Kinda like Rivington Street.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were no licensing issue and he's making it up just so that he can create another Stephen Colbert. The more the merrier!

I miss Ugly Betty pretty much every day.

We just watched this ep last night - I haven't laughed so hard in years.

I smell a huge branding opportunity: RNC Thundershirts.

I'm fairly sure she dropped some sandwich crumbs in the office.

The spice is really coming through.

If I never hear another canned "knife being unsheathed" sound effect punctuation mark it will be too soon.

"Don't come home until the streetlights come on" was my parents' only rule.

At first I thought you said "runway global warming" which should totally be a thing.

"It's French, bitch!"

Followed closely by Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

We'll play "Misty" for you.

But did Data and Data's Boyfriend start the Stonewall Rebellion?

Is that where all those dental dams came from?!

Ernest Goes to Bed at a Reasonable Hour

Flight Two-Two is off to Honolulu!
Flight Two-Two is off to Honolulu!
Flight Two-Two is off to Honolulu!

"Awwww, Topsy!"