The gold crap on her stuff and Michael Kors’s line kill me.

I didn’t know Nordstrom even carried Ivanka Trump’s line.* I just assumed that TJ Maxx had an exclusive on Ivanka’s line because every time I’m there, I see racks and racks of her fugly clothes, untouched by the masses.

“always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!”

Oh was there a devastating series of tornadoes that took every possession from those that already had so little after the last fucking devastating global warming event? Better tweet about Ivanka and fucking Nordstroms.

The number of people I talk to who don’t know that “Obamacare” and “The Affordable Care Act” are the same thing makes me want to scream.