I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

#PlacesAlonsoWouldRatherBe Indianapolis International Airport

Mexico is a dope track with lots of action. Let’s cut Russia instead.

Hey fellas, your car is here.

The SAT score of 2280 is actually lower if you convert it from Canadian.

“I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male.”

MILF on a Shilf? 

HamNo just got a boner from the idea of internet commenters unionizing.

Once it has removed any extraneous money from your wallet, it forces you to drive in a more economical manner since you can no longer afford a fuel stop.

If this is what winning looks like, holy shit I don’t want to lose.

Jerk off responsibly.

C. A used tire business where all the tires are curiously worn on one sidewall.

Just because you can kneel during the anthem kill black people without consequences doesn’t mean you should. There are other ways to send your message which doesn’t involve disrespecting killing a bunch of people. The difference between what these guys are doing and what Martin Luther King Jr did is he did it while…

I was on the flight. I took this picture prior to landing.

What did the other wing look like?!

England: tyres
America: tires

The joke is, at least for Illinois, the legalization of marijuana would literally solve all of the state’s extreme budget problems overnight.

When every statistic shows that the highest levels of drug abuse comes via prescription, it isn’t so much that they “forgot” about those doctors. Rather, these politicians checked their donation lists, saw how much of their campaign money comes from Big Pharma and decided to sort out the national drug problem by going…

This article hits home for me. I was paralyzed at the age of 21 in 2014, and while I’ve had a very lucky recovery, I will always face a lifetime of related medical costs. I know that there are millions of people in similar situations, and it filled me with rage to watch Paul Ryan give that fucking PowerPoint…

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet