Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

Don’t worry. This judge is on borrowed time. Once Jeff Sessions is...

I don’t see the problem with any of this advice. Sounds like sound and logical information from a country that just elected an know-nothing idiot for President. In fact, I think half of these were recent tweets of his. 

You said they were “Identical Twins.”

Variable length intake runner you say...

Found the bad dudes.

I used to wonder how she could look at herself in the mirror with all of the bullshit lies she spins every day, then I saw her inaugural outfit and realized she must not look in mirrors.

You brought fish for lunch that you’re going to eat at your desk, right?

fart every time you leave your desk.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

Even when its a major federal holiday it’s never this empty — did the Rapture occur? Or is it the “Trump-ture”?

He is Trumplethinskin.

“...the US spent 54% of its discretionary budget on the military.”

I believe this to be the pinnacle of English prose: “Rick Perry, a moron who in all likelihood knots his fingers into his shoelaces more than twice per week”

We’re all going down in flames.