If tears are just salty body excretions, aren’t millennials technically boomer tears?

Bernie will never really relinquish control of F1. Until he kicks the bucket, we all have to....

I’m more of a fan of the top ten qualifiers get to run the track clockwise and the rest of the field runs counter clockwise.

You know what would save F1?

Me manos es gigante, Hillarys’s manos es poquito. Malo!

Let me get this straight,

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

There really does need to be a comparison, like the average number of fecal coliforms per 100 words of a Trump speech.

I think the move’s real nature can only be seen when looking at the whole corner and comparing his driving with not only the racing line, but how anyone could even stay on the track if keeping on the left side of Kvyat.

I wish people spent half as much time worrying about whether they were raising their children to be assholes as they do worrying about this and other so called “holistic” and “natural” parenting issues.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

Mythbusters demonstrated that the speed of two colliding objects is not additive the way you describe (150mph + 70mph == 220mph impact). Basically, if two objects collide at 50mph, the impact damage is the same as one object hitting a wall at 50mph. Unfortunately, they did not specifically test what happens if one is…

Obviously, this one.

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

Now you’re getting into the whole “should you change your sheets more often if your cash and prizes are jangling against them all night” thing.

Its like Pontiac bought Lamborghini and stuck all of their left over TransAm cladding on random places. Then they took the “more cow bell” approach and spent all the rest of the budget at Pep Boys and JC Whitney.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

The Old Man Yelling At A Cloud also says he’d like to force the teams back to V8 engines, as if that’s a thing he can just unilaterally do

Hmm, I’m picturing what a ‘huge-ass pool’ looks like...