You didn't mention the greatest line in the show which was clearly Maggie's, "They were lovers," in reference to Don's source on the Petraeus scandal.

I heavily disagree with your assessment of Pennsatucky's "full-on crazy" as "plot for plot's sake." If you recall, she got herself into this mess—meaning prison—because of a warped idea that people who disrespect her deserve to die. The lady at the abortion clinic "disrespected her," so Pennsatucky killed her. Piper…

Maybe OD was the wrong word choice… but I can't remember if she took 2 or 3, and at her weight, it definitely would've had some discernible effect that probs would've made swimming in the ocean at nighttime a bad idea.

The thing that bothered me most was the lack of effect an overdose of oxy had on Charlotte. Like, I know adrenaline after seeing a dead body has to have some effect, but it would've been so much better if she was, like, swaying and unable to stand up and mumbling incoherently about a dead body. And it probs would've…

i'm still holding out for kwanten and a-skars to tandem-host SNL. my dream in life. i'm apparently the only person who thinks eric northman can be funny, and it's probably because i've watched him yell KROKADILERRRR so many times. oh well, a girl can dream.

hold up. jason stackhouse is NOT a werepanther. let's get real here.

Haha. The "You're not even bi?" and "You sabotaged our alliance because you fell for a HOOKER!!!!!" were my two fave moments, too.