“too many cooks, (too many cooks), too many cooks...”

Unrelated, but—yay mafalda!

I don’t really care what color my hot chocolate is, but most places don’t make it chocolatey enough for my taste either.

Star for the Jane Eyre reference.

OH DEAR GOD

tell the story tell the story!

is there some way for them to press charges against the police department?

" because if I just do what makes me happy, my partner will accuse me of not enjoying it enough."

Wait, you think you're the one being berated?

Or: most stoners don't eat when they AREN'T stoned. My housemate doesn't really feel hungry unless she's high. She also weigh about 20 lbs less than I do.

This is hilarious. A year ago Jezebel was posting articles about how cupcakes are a symbol of the female orgasm.

Technology contributes to this kind of egotistical dialogue in a big way. The discourse would probably be very different if platforms like Facebook didn't exist.

Status-whoring? The Real Housewives are "status-whores". This woman was a rocket scientist for chrissakes.

well said.

It's not clever "enough"? That's a really vague measurement of merit you've got there. It's not clever enough for what?

it is.

it IS satire ohmygoooddddddd

LOVE. THIS.

All these clothes remind me of Battlestar Galactica for some reason.

agreed! replying to promote.