Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Never call Center stage a pos :)

Does Bendetto have daddy issues? Maybe it’s a marriage of convenience? I can understand 10 or 20 year difference but 40 years, that’s a generational difference. At 90 years of age, what kind of partnership, give and take is there? He needs help with so many things and thus probably makes so many demands on her. He is…

Not hard at all. Amy Schumer’s whatever-it-was is lame and stupid. Never said it wasn’t. The worship and deification of Beyoncé on this website is sometimes almost frightening.

You obviously don’t know Canadians.

No they didn’t.

You mean rich people go to the States for procedures because they don’t want to have to wait for people who need procedures more urgently than they do.

When was the last time you heard of someone in Canada being bankrupted because of uninsured medical costs?

Or not. I have yet to meet one person IRL that has had anything bad to say about it.

We as Canadians feel the need to be overly nice. This has been constant since forever. So we continue to be overly nice and this is now upsetting you?

It’s gonna be okay Ashley. We’re here if you need to talk.

Listen. Canada has always been better than you. You are old enough to hear that now. Just face it.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

Indeed! I thought he looked so much like Diana in his youth, but he’s rapidly aging into looking more like Charles. I think Harry is on the beginning of this path too. You can definitely see his hair starting to thin up top.

Never understood why hair transplant was not ever done on him. Shoot he got the money. Is pattern baldness a sign of royalty or something?

Watching the news last night when they were on the legislasture lawns my partner and I both commented how it’s such a shame that he’s so closely beginning to resemble his father.

I’m so glad he’s started cutting his remaining hair so short. It looked absolutely awful when he was wearing it longer. It just made the bald spots look worse.

For the last 24 hours the streets of my city have been lined with thousands of fools hoping to catch a glimpse of a goddamned motorcade. I love Victoria, but man, as a group, we care about stupid things

Came here to make that joke. But seriously, how could anyone not love him?

Americans are slobs