I'm two tired to comprehend this.

Thats not funny. Not because you made an ebola and aids joke in one, but because ita just not funny.

Damnit, so close

Or maybe it was a fire...sale...

You sir, take life too seriously.

Coincidentally, Hybrid Weenie Magazine is also holding a competition. Their events will include:

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Damn, you beat me to it! It must have taken those 2 valets another 25 minutes to shoe-horn her ass into that driver's seat. Wonder if they both just pushed and shoved her in there like that duffel?

It's a very sad reality that such a delicious car will be wasted on people like that.

Duffel bag won't fit in the frunk? I'm surprised her fat ass can fit in the SEAT.