.... You’re scared to get in a car because of your reputation?

On the plus side, listing says it comes with the keys.

The second sentence of your argument of why FWD is a performance car (and why I don’t know how to drive) was: “A front-drive car is a legit performance machine, as seen on any track...” Can’t tell if you’re just acting dumb or you’re actually this lacking in IQ points, either way, please proceed.

Remind me again how many FWD cars have won Le Mans or F1...

Know what would make a bigger difference in performance than all the aero / horsepower / exhaust / ricer points - just moving the driven wheels to the back. I’ve been driving the sedan version of the Civic for a year now and cannot imagine this car being anything close to a “performance” package in a front wheel drive…

More importantly, how are there enough people dumb enough to spend this much on a Ford to obtain a class-action lawsuit?

I mean, if you’re dumb enough to spend $70k on a Ford in the first place...

There is a reason why these cars have come down so much in price, and a big part of it is the parts bin they assembled these things from (pun intended) and your statement about “maintance free” being about as wrong as possible.

On one hand, what right does anyone really have to tell another person what they can or can’t smoke / snort / inject / or takes in to their body - it’s their life, let them live it. On the other, maybe stop doing drugs.

This guy had to have done something else to piss the government off. I can’t imagine they tear apart every car that simply has the wrong plates on it, let alone by a backhoe with journalist invited and looking on.

I cannot wait for the post where you realize why these things depreciate so much once they’re out of warranty. Electronics put together by blind monkeys, parts straight out of the Ford Focus bin, and less repairability than a flight recorder box.

I’d be willing to put down money the depreciation rate would be slightly higher on this than disapproval on Trumps first term in office.

If they were actually great cars, wouldn’t people notice them?

They mainly need all those radiators because of the 90 year old men that are the sole customers of this brand which tend to drive around at about 5 mph.

Maybe the guy shouldn’t have tried to save the extra 50 grams by removing the door molding #mindthegap

There must have been some oil on the road.

The real question here is how many times do you think that drivetrain has been rebuilt?

So who’s taking bets for how quickly this thing will depreciate, in typical Mercedes fashion?

How about you don’t buy an American shitbox and just get a 911?

... That was kind of exactly what I was saying. You really want a HD dealership that normally works on 1970's technology trying to diagnose the issue with your fancy display that they didn’t even manufacture? It be almost as big a clusterfuck as your reply was.