Came here to say one thing and one thing only: dat 935 ass doe.

But those headlights. I’d take a 993 / 997.1 and forgo some of the zoom just so I don’t have to see those lights every damn day.

Damn those magnifying lenses!

Uhhh, how about here’s hoping they do release them.

Anyone need a kidney or two?

Meh, I’d still take a 911 GT3RSR.

The amount of damage he just caused to his car (tires, transmission, diff, who knows what else) has to be more than the impound fee he would have just otherwise paid.

So this guy decides to instead of making his meth out in his car / basement / random field, takes the time to enter a building full of (presumably well equipped) federal labs and didn’t stop for a second to go “oh hey, maybe I could do this in a fume hood.” Really guy?

I’m going to have to go ahead and call shenanigans on the whole “better than the Littmann” claim. It’s a pretty decent quality scope, and what’s more, I find it hard to believe if 3M could decrease manufacturing cost and increase quality they wouldn’t have done it years ago, especially considering they have, ya know,…

You know what’s sad, I really can’t tell if this story is for real or just making fun of a region that still thinks letting women drive (but being a passenger is okay) destroys their reproductive organs.

One manager (who likely doesn’t have it all that bad considering, ya know, he’s a manager) with a poorly written likely prompted reply vs a story with numerous horror stories plus countless other previous tails of Amazon shenanigans. Yea...

Lets see, straight pipes so that everyone immediately looks to see just how small your peen is. Loudspeaker stereos, because everyone else must enjoy the same music you too. Leather vests, tassels, and assess chaps, because nothing says “I’m a man” quite like the leather daddy look.

Why not? That short burst of flame propels the car forward at some force, no matter how small. And the only reason it doesn’t produce more of a force is because I’m not dumping fuel in to the exhaust manifolds and igniting it. How is this any different than a board that doesn’t hover on it’s own unless you dump liquid…

It’s a cool concept, but isn’t calling this a “overboard” kind of like calling my car a “rocket” because every so often it spits out a little flame? Yes it hovers, but only temporarily, and only because you cooled it with liquid nitrogen and rode it on a specialized surface.

As a collective population of semi-intelligent technology oriented people, can we please stop with the “i” thing already?

I was ready to vote “Nice price” until I saw those seats. Sweet baby Ferdinand, were the two previous owners miniature cattle or something? You’d think 90hp wouldn’t be enough to make someone poo themselves with any frequency, but those seats would indicate otherwise.

I wonder how long they’d stay clear, I feel like that’s the real question.

Uber sucks. Cabbies suck. Not what doesn’t suck? Taking public transportation or just getting your own car.

I can already see the hipsters and crunchy granola type starting to line up for “Space Kombucha.”

Is there any reason why they don’t test these sorts of things with more... force? How many aircraft are really crashing from ~20 feet in the air that this provides useful data?