I was in the shower this morning thinking about why they didn't include the closing coda. It's really all I thought about all morning. Had to keep it to 30 seconds? Seinfeld2000's schtick is the unprofessional typo thing? WHYYYY!?

Is that the same thing as a clickorus?

I'm sorry for your…friends… loss. Did your…friends… flat screen crush the kid?

Here I am on level 24 doing sex on Liam Neeson. Help.

Just downloaded Clash of Clans. What level do I get to have sex with Kate Upton?

Somehow the toenail fungus commercial wasn't the worst one of the night. I'm looking at you Nationwide dead kid.

I was convinced for a while that my tv could tell if I was sleeping when I was watching something on netflix, because when I would click resume the next day it was always the last part I remember seeing! Still happens, I've just decided to stop thinking netflix is watching me watch netflix. I sleep better since I…

I was a Freshman in high school when Napoleon Dynamite came out. Our high school principal came on the intercom every morning and ended his spiel with "and remember Lee's Summit High School… It's a great day to be a tiger!" and everyone thought it was super lame. So when this movie came out and there's all this talk…

I am going to see this guy speak tonight! Should be hopefully cool. If it's not… I'll be sure to let you know, Internet!

favourite comment of the day!

There was no mention of this appeal hearing in the final episode, which surprised me. I was excited to hear about the DNA test they'll be doing though. Maybe something will come of that.

wait… are you JEFF TWEEDY jeff tweedy?

Of course they don't. It would be a huge economic undertaking and they would essentially stop their technological advancements dead in their tracks. But it is undoubtably the right thing to do. But no country wants to have to do that.

Well, we'd better find a different solution then, because I don't want to live in a world where a whole fucking nation lives in concentration camps and the rest of the world is just cool with that. Turns out, Pizza Dude doesn't have all the answers.

I told my wife about this comment discussion (which I am really enjoying! thanks guys for the replies) and she said "wait, you're pizza dude? nobody is going to take a guy named pizza dude seriously. you gotta change your name."

You're right. They would definitely say no. I cannot imagine how difficult it would be to reunify North and South Korea! That's where the real problem lies.

If the US really cared about this (spoiler alert: they don't) their artillery would hugely outweigh NK's. NK has very little artillery. Remember their past rocket launches? All it takes is the US (or any other country who has a heart) to take down the NK regime, not the entire country. I don't think there will be much…

Maybe we're naive, but I like the way you think.

We could overthrow their government and help in the reunification of North and South Korea.

On the topic of North Korea… My wife and I tutored North Korean refugees while we were English teachers in South Korea a couple years ago, and their stories were absolutely heartbreaking.