Who?

I mean, the whole website at this point is basically Univision fucking a corpse. So, probably not.

Well, Stan Lee has been raping the corpse of Jack Kirby for years.

Harlan Ellison prepares a lawsuit claiming he invented the concept of harassing a personal care aide.

Christ. Back in my day, before this hipster YouTube garbage existed, we used to actually go outside once in a while and find suicide victims in the woods OURSELVES. And, if we couldn’t find them, we’d MAKE them.

No. You’re demonstrably wrong. I have the best take on Star Wars, and everyone who disagrees is a dumb idiot who didn’t get it. Those people should just turn in their fandom badges and stop polluting my rarefied air with their ungainly lung spasms. I have a youtube video out where I clearly explain what obviously went…

Shit, I didn’t even have to look that one up.

OK, let’s give this a shot...

I’ve started a movement to remember him as that guy with the ridiculous unnecessary Australian accent in Django Unchained.

Also, if the person proposing to you did go into debt to buy the ring, turn them down. Do not legally tie your finances to someone who makes such bad financial decisions.

Hanks created Chet Haze. That’s his strike, nothing else.

I would note that Parsons’s “favorite groupie” was actually his teenaged sister-in-law whom he’d groomed from childhood. For some context.

I honestly think that Eva Mendez was hilarious in the few scenes she was on camera in The Other Guys.

I know it’s in poor taste but:

Seems to me the proper response would be to not cover them at all.

“Like Rosenberg, we will still be writing about Disney releases, like the upcoming Coco, Black Panther, and Star Wars: The Last Jedi.”

This article makes me feel truly ashamed of what AV Club has become.

I’m seriously waiting for Brandon Routh to let us know about how Spacey was very hands-on with the Superman costume fitting

Just another reason that the institution of marriage disgusts me. It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community. It’s about the ring. And the dress. And the perfectly-choreographed ceremony. And the photos. And the careful…

Just over here waiting for the Bryan Singer news to drop next.